Here you may download FREE written samples of my work. Contact me to request full versions. Some of these appear in multimedia form (along with bonuses!) on the Videos page. Enjoy!

 

 

 

(in order of writing)

La Salle d’Or – 75 pages. A student’s desire to ask a girl out turns into a pseudo-musical, world-shaking fiasco.

 

A Public Affair – 45 pages. Mickey wants nothing more than an affair with Eleanor, but she’s already having one!

 

How to Kill a Bloodthirsty Hermit – 35 pages. A struggling relationship finds new life through murdering a hermit and hiding the evidence.

 

Felix Hasselbury Gets a Job - 30 pages. A tainted celebrity improvises a commercial in hopes of a commission.

 

Mr. Nice Guy – 95 pages. D-list celebrity Mr. Nice Guy’s biggest fan lands a job with him, but only because Mr. Nice Guy is in lust with his wife.

 

Table Talk - 15 pages.  A post-apocalyptic high school reunion.

 

Le Salty Dream- 30 pages. A bath salts salesgirl solicits a fantasy-prone chauvinist in hopes of meeting her quota.

 

Kiosked! - 25 pages. A different take on Le Salty Dream, in which the customer is the protagonist.

 

The Copper End- 10 pages. Unaware that the world’s elite speak in code at innocuous parties, a young man’s innocent wordplay triggers an economic collapse.

 

Model Behavior- 2 pages. Fashion models in an elevator.

 

Boob Job- 5 pages. A high-powered businesswoman uses her manservant as a bra.

 

Chance Meeting- 2 pages. Two friends run into each other on the street.

 

Booster Seat- 30 pages. A mysterious device stands between parents and their kidnapped child.

 

Ralph Fiennes Robs a Bank – 110 pages. Ralph Fiennes, the actor, decides to rob a bank. But why?

 

Buffet Flavor – 14 pages. Young romance, harmless experimentation, or aggressive assault? You tell me.

 

The Following is Based on True Events (from a Video Game) or Sim Story – 7 pages.

 

Welcome Pie – 28 pages.

 

Note: I enjoy utilizing characters in multiple plays, though never expect an audience to be familiar with their history outside an individual play. For example:
–The Quinton Qronicles: follows the life of Quinton as a secondary character. In La Salle d’Or he’s in high school, in A Public Affair he’s an adult, and in How to Kill a Bloodthirsty Hermit, he’s an old man.
–Felix Hasselbury appears chronologically in Felix Hasselbury Gets a Job, then Mr. Nice Guy.
–Ponopoly Volva appears in Mr. Nice Guy, then in both Kiosked! and Le Salty Dream.
–Mickey Magnus appears chronologically in Le Salty Dream, Felix Hasselbury Gets a Job (referenced), The Mickey (being written), and A Public Affair.